so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER
best literary analysis ever
There’s not a day that goes by that I don’t laugh at this f ucking picture
Is the cat angry, or laughing?
Thick or thin, muscular or no, if you have lumps and bumps where you think they shouldn’t be, if you think you’re too skinny or bony, I just wanted to let you know that you deserve to be happy and have someone love you.
You’re all human beings! Beautiful human beings.
Don’t forget that whether or not you think your body is the ideal body.
Your body doesn’t make you a Real Man, YOU make yourself a Real Man.
Now smile, you handsome thing!
for my guy followers :)
the dialogue in this movie was instrumental in shaping my sense of humor as a child, i swear.
[RIPS OFF SHIRT] [PUNCHES A WALL] i gOT MY FEELIGNS BRUISED BY THE LEADER IN RED [SLAMS GUITAR ONTO THE FLOOR] I PROPPED THE BAR AS HE TOLD ME “R YOU’RE GOOD FOR NOTHING FOOL” AN D I H E A R D EVERY woRd THAT HE S AID [sobs uncontrollably]
sky high was like the public school version of xaviers school for gifted youngsters
"Am I too sensitive or do I have the right to actually to be upset?" A musical.
"oh my god, i talked about my feelings and now everyone is afraid of me" The Movie Adaptation