she hates friday just as much as we do
she is the robert pattinson of the music industry
so my roommate often talks in his sleep
normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences
but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly
"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”
I just got hearing aids for the first time in my life.
I now hear all the things.
I don’t know weather to cry or attempt to hug music somehow.
I heard what my mum actually sounds like. Jesus fuck.
I can hear the neighbors having sex.
This was a mistake.
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
This scene was improvised, so ludacris’ reaction is genuine and dwayne didn’t have a line after tyrese said his.
but wait there’s more..
i think the whole world is getting tired of him..
NEVER FORGET: In which Robert Downey Jr. was the only one (enthusiastically) laughing at a joke amidst a sea of serious faces (2011 Golden Globes).
this is actually me in class when my teacher makes a joke